I know this is typically focusing on Cap'n Douche and Senor Sleeping Pills (nicknames are a work in progress) but sometimes Giant Forehead (Michael Kay) is just blatantly too stupid to not post about. In discussing Jason Campbell and Jay Cutler he said this doozy:
Jay Cutler and Jason Campbells numbers were almost identical. They have basically the same completion percentage and QB rating. Everythings almost identical except for Yards." Giant Forehead
AHHHHH STUPIDITY ALERT STUPIDITY ALERT. Ahhhhhhhh.
Ok ok I'm composed now. Let's take a look. Cause the numbers a ludicrously different of course.
Ok they played 16 games a piece. Yay identical. Had similar QB ratings, completion percentages, and are comparitve in both rushing the ball and fumbling. Outside of that nothing is the identical. Nothing is even close to identical.
Cutler threw 12 more touchdowns and interceptions. That's not noticeable in the comparison? The two most noticeable QB stats aren't noticeable to you? Are you blind? Or just stupid. He threw 110 more times and threw for more than 1000 yards more. How they reached the same QB rating and completion percentage couldn't have possibly come from any different paths.
Wow. Just Wow.
Showing posts with label Retardness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Retardness. Show all posts
Thursday, April 2, 2009
BT Says Get Rid of A-Rod
Today, Tierney goes on a rant about how the Yankees should dump Arod and blah blah blah blah blah. He's a cheater. He's a headache. They haven't won with him. Etc. Etc. Etc. It's all pretty much BS. Then he lays a good one when the callers call up and said that the Yankees hold onto A-Rod because he gives them more PR and he boosts ticket sales. Somehow some way BT goes retarded.
"The Yankees were filling up the stadium well before A-Rod got there." Cap'n Sleeping Pills
False Brandon, very very very false. Let's take a look at the numbers thanks to Baseball Almanac.
See how the attendance numbers stagnated and then all of a sudden massive uptick in the year of A-Rod's acquistion and the subsequent increases each of the following seasons. Nothing to do with A-Rod obviously.
Uhhhh and then we get into really retarded arguments.
"The Yankees don't need A-Rod to win a World Series and the proof of that is the fact that they haven't won one with him here." Cap'n Sleeping Pills
Hardcore analysis right there. It hasn't happenned so it won't happen. Let's do some diligent analysis myself.
The Cubs haven't won a World Series during Alfonso Soriano's lifetime. They won't win until he dies. So quite obviously if the Cubs want to win a World Series than one of their fans must murder Soriano. Without murdering Soriano, no World Series for you.
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"The Yankees were filling up the stadium well before A-Rod got there." Cap'n Sleeping Pills
False Brandon, very very very false. Let's take a look at the numbers thanks to Baseball Almanac.
See how the attendance numbers stagnated and then all of a sudden massive uptick in the year of A-Rod's acquistion and the subsequent increases each of the following seasons. Nothing to do with A-Rod obviously.
Uhhhh and then we get into really retarded arguments.
"The Yankees don't need A-Rod to win a World Series and the proof of that is the fact that they haven't won one with him here." Cap'n Sleeping Pills
Hardcore analysis right there. It hasn't happenned so it won't happen. Let's do some diligent analysis myself.
The Cubs haven't won a World Series during Alfonso Soriano's lifetime. They won't win until he dies. So quite obviously if the Cubs want to win a World Series than one of their fans must murder Soriano. Without murdering Soriano, no World Series for you.
I'm Cap'n Sleeping Pills and I Approve of this Message.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
If I was the Giants I Would....
Darren Woodson on The Herd discussing the impact of not having Plaxico Burress on the Giants. Woodson was discussing how Plaxico's size and dynamic abilities force teams into double teaming him and makes running the offense easier for everyone, which eventually lead to Cap'n Douche's General Management suggestions.
"The Giants have a ton of depth. If I was the Giants GM I would go to the Lions and get Calvin Johnson. " Cap'n Douche
"Hahahah, you're not getting Calvin Johnson." Woodson
"I'd offer them one of my 32 running backs." Cap'n Douche
The sad part is that he was completely serious about the Giants getting Johnson, as if there is any chance in the world of the Lions giving up their only good player. Grade A Analysis there.
"The Giants have a ton of depth. If I was the Giants GM I would go to the Lions and get Calvin Johnson. " Cap'n Douche
"Hahahah, you're not getting Calvin Johnson." Woodson
"I'd offer them one of my 32 running backs." Cap'n Douche
The sad part is that he was completely serious about the Giants getting Johnson, as if there is any chance in the world of the Lions giving up their only good player. Grade A Analysis there.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Dem Video Games Be Bad Fo Kids...
In rattling off some of the greatest video games of all time, Brandon Tierney included Contra on the list. I couldn't agree more it's a terrific game. Then two seconds later he decided to get moronic.
"I've got a problem with today's video games. I wouldn't want my kids playing games where you're just supposed to shoot things."
Ah Contra, I remember enjoying it as game of terrific forest landscapes and those nice cuddly aliens. It had nothing to do with pushing the shoot button as fast as you possibly could.
"I've got a problem with today's video games. I wouldn't want my kids playing games where you're just supposed to shoot things."
Ah Contra, I remember enjoying it as game of terrific forest landscapes and those nice cuddly aliens. It had nothing to do with pushing the shoot button as fast as you possibly could.
Your Daily Helping Of Tiger Woods Hyperbole
This morning, Brandon Tierney said Tiger Woods was more impressive than Jordan, Gretsky or LeBron. He then dropped this line:
Tiger woods continues dwarf to what anyone else in sports does, or will do.
That's right folks, Brandon Tierney can see the future, and it's not that exciting, apparently. The Max Kellerman Show then rolled over in it's grave. He added:
The degree of difficulty in golf is so much higher than anything, ever... You could take someone out of the stands in a football game and tell them to throw a 20 yard spiral and they could do it. Then ask them to hit a 200 yard 5 iron on the pin. Not a chance.
Okay, but could they get to the quarterback around a 315 pound offensive tackle? Protect the QB from a 290lb missile rushing from the edge? Could they cover a wide receiver who runs a 4.4 40 yard dash? Could they throw a strike past Albert Puljos. Make contact against Mariano Rivera? Drive the lane on the Spurs defense?
Just because you suck at something doesn't mean it's the hardest thing in the world to do.
Tiger woods continues dwarf to what anyone else in sports does, or will do.
That's right folks, Brandon Tierney can see the future, and it's not that exciting, apparently. The Max Kellerman Show then rolled over in it's grave. He added:
The degree of difficulty in golf is so much higher than anything, ever... You could take someone out of the stands in a football game and tell them to throw a 20 yard spiral and they could do it. Then ask them to hit a 200 yard 5 iron on the pin. Not a chance.
Okay, but could they get to the quarterback around a 315 pound offensive tackle? Protect the QB from a 290lb missile rushing from the edge? Could they cover a wide receiver who runs a 4.4 40 yard dash? Could they throw a strike past Albert Puljos. Make contact against Mariano Rivera? Drive the lane on the Spurs defense?
Just because you suck at something doesn't mean it's the hardest thing in the world to do.
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