BT Says Get Rid of A-Rod

Today, Tierney goes on a rant about how the Yankees should dump Arod and blah blah blah blah blah. He's a cheater. He's a headache. They haven't won with him. Etc. Etc. Etc. It's all pretty much BS. Then he lays a good one when the callers call up and said that the Yankees hold onto A-Rod because he gives them more PR and he boosts ticket sales. Somehow some way BT goes retarded.

"The Yankees were filling up the stadium well before A-Rod got there." Cap'n Sleeping Pills

False Brandon, very very very false. Let's take a look at the numbers thanks to Baseball Almanac.


See how the attendance numbers stagnated and then all of a sudden massive uptick in the year of A-Rod's acquistion and the subsequent increases each of the following seasons. Nothing to do with A-Rod obviously.

Uhhhh and then we get into really retarded arguments.

"The Yankees don't need A-Rod to win a World Series and the proof of that is the fact that they haven't won one with him here." Cap'n Sleeping Pills

Hardcore analysis right there. It hasn't happenned so it won't happen. Let's do some diligent analysis myself.

The Cubs haven't won a World Series during Alfonso Soriano's lifetime. They won't win until he dies. So quite obviously if the Cubs want to win a World Series than one of their fans must murder Soriano. Without murdering Soriano, no World Series for you.

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Sorry I just woke up... Is the Brandon Tierney debate with Al Trautwig over whether Golf is more popular than Hockey over yet?

Dem Video Games Be Bad Fo Kids...

In rattling off some of the greatest video games of all time, Brandon Tierney included Contra on the list. I couldn't agree more it's a terrific game. Then two seconds later he decided to get moronic.

"I've got a problem with today's video games. I wouldn't want my kids playing games where you're just supposed to shoot things."

Ah Contra, I remember enjoying it as game of terrific forest landscapes and those nice cuddly aliens. It had nothing to do with pushing the shoot button as fast as you possibly could.

Your Daily Helping Of Tiger Woods Hyperbole

This morning, Brandon Tierney said Tiger Woods was more impressive than Jordan, Gretsky or LeBron. He then dropped this line:

Tiger woods continues dwarf to what anyone else in sports does, or will do.

That's right folks, Brandon Tierney can see the future, and it's not that exciting, apparently. The Max Kellerman Show then rolled over in it's grave. He added:

The degree of difficulty in golf is so much higher than anything, ever... You could take someone out of the stands in a football game and tell them to throw a 20 yard spiral and they could do it. Then ask them to hit a 200 yard 5 iron on the pin. Not a chance.

Okay, but could they get to the quarterback around a 315 pound offensive tackle? Protect the QB from a 290lb missile rushing from the edge? Could they cover a wide receiver who runs a 4.4 40 yard dash? Could they throw a strike past Albert Puljos. Make contact against Mariano Rivera? Drive the lane on the Spurs defense?

Just because you suck at something doesn't mean it's the hardest thing in the world to do.

What is the Point of This Here Site?

The point is this, we spent 3 years listening to someone intelligently discussing New York Sports. We've been subjected to Colin Cowherd and Brandon Tierney for a little over two weeks now and our brains are melting. They say so many dumb things its mind numbing its like throwing your head in a microwave. Thus, this here site will be completely dedicated to three things.

1. Pointing out stupid things said by Colin Cowherd and Brandon Tierney. Most posts will be fantastically brief.

2. Linking to other intelligent people that make fun of Colin Cowherd or Brandon Tierney.

3. Mentioning how Max Kellerman is a superior being to either of his replacements.

That is all...