Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Colin Cowherd On Guns

Colin would like to classify people by what they shoot with their guns:

If you shoot animals, you are a hunter. If you shoot people, you are a criminal. If you shoot yourself, you are a moron.

Just to refresh:

Michael Vick = Hunter
Troops in Iraq = Criminals
Kurt Cobain = Moron

Colin might be great at spouting ridiculous hyperbole, but he's a fucking master of sweeping generalizations.

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