"You're Either A College Basketball Guy or an NBA Guy." Cap'n Douche
Yep no possible way you can like the NBA and College Basketball, no possible way.
Showing posts with label NBA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NBA. Show all posts
Monday, April 20, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Well That Sounds Horrible...
"I Will Do a Show in My Underwear if Tyler Hansbrough ever scores 20 in an NBA game." Cap'n Douche
Even Nick Collison has scored over 20 points in multiple games. The great Nick Collison. He's similar in position, whiteness, all-americanness, title game appearanceness, and overall not goodness.
Even Tractor Traylor scored 20 points in an NBA game, once.
I bet he doesn't even hold up to his end of the bargain. Hansbrough will score 20 points at some point in time in his career. He's not that good, but even fat bastards that eat their way out of the league can score 20 points once.
Even Nick Collison has scored over 20 points in multiple games. The great Nick Collison. He's similar in position, whiteness, all-americanness, title game appearanceness, and overall not goodness.
Even Tractor Traylor scored 20 points in an NBA game, once.
I bet he doesn't even hold up to his end of the bargain. Hansbrough will score 20 points at some point in time in his career. He's not that good, but even fat bastards that eat their way out of the league can score 20 points once.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
If I Was the GM Of the Orlando Magic...
Just for good measure Cap'n Douche decided to close out his show with this.
"If I was the GM of the Orlando Magic I bring in Lebron James. If you could find a way to trade Rashard Lewis, you bring in Lebron. No state tax. Get Lebron."
"Why go to New York? I want to be a brand. [in his squeeky voice] Go to Orlando. Put the best player in the NBA with the best center in the NBA and win 10 championships." Cap'n Douche
Is it just fun for Cap'n Douche to throw out ridiculous impossible things just for fun. Rashard Lewis is making 17.5 mill this year than 18.9, 20.5, 22.1, and 24 million dollars over the course of the next four seasons. He's untradeable.
Cap'n Douche is like the retarded radio caller that suggests the Yankees package Kei Igawa and Melky Cabrera for Albert Pujols.
"If I was the GM of the Orlando Magic I bring in Lebron James. If you could find a way to trade Rashard Lewis, you bring in Lebron. No state tax. Get Lebron."
"Why go to New York? I want to be a brand. [in his squeeky voice] Go to Orlando. Put the best player in the NBA with the best center in the NBA and win 10 championships." Cap'n Douche
Is it just fun for Cap'n Douche to throw out ridiculous impossible things just for fun. Rashard Lewis is making 17.5 mill this year than 18.9, 20.5, 22.1, and 24 million dollars over the course of the next four seasons. He's untradeable.
Cap'n Douche is like the retarded radio caller that suggests the Yankees package Kei Igawa and Melky Cabrera for Albert Pujols.
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